Roller Derby Refs

“What are you guys up to today?”

“We’re referees for Cedar Rapids Roller Girls and we’re talking about rules.”

“Can I get your names?”

“You want our real names or our derby names?”

“I think I’m going to have to get both.”

“I’m Ken, or ‘Kent C. Forshette’.”

“Mark, or ‘Drop Dread’.”

“Adam, or ‘Shylent Bob’.”

Ken: Yeah, it’s kind of hard to get him to speak up.